| Description: | What's the point of having a fight to the death between to beings that can't die? There's only one way to settle this: Sport-a-thon! Watch in true horror as two of cinema's most notorious killers do what they don't do best-on the court, the green, the ice, and the field. This is a short we decided to make for Fox Sports' "Best damn student film festival". Ironically enough, it was the worst damn film festival I've ever seen. We filmed this in about an hour and a half, and figured this would be a shoe-in for the winner, since everything I do is awesome, no matter what the public thinks. We didn't win shit. Didn't even get the courtesy call "Hi, your movie sucked and it will never see the airwaves." Obviously, this film is too brilliant to grace Fox Sports. Some day I will have my revenge, unless Tom Arnold emails me an apologizes whole-heartedly. |
